Sprummer pome #1: "Went on Safari"

(recite in a singsong voice w/rhythm)

We went on safari
and Shannon got scabies
Ruby got rabies
Camilla's butt got babies

actually Camilla's butt "had" babies
because you can't "got" babies
(even if you try).

in fact it should probably even say "had a baby"
because Camilla's butt is incapable of conceiving twins
but for the sake of this poem, the line "camilla's butt got babies"
is better for its flow and aesthetic

-CRK

Time to get sun burns, almost drown in lakes, get sun stroke, drink so much in the day that you can't do anything in the night, quit your job because it is too nice out, get stung by bees, have gross feet, have peeling skin, become malnourished by living on a diet of coffee, popsicles, and alcohol.
I wonder if anyone will get bit by a tick this summer!

rabbit hats

pizza class

teen nails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

skl: IM GOING TO SCHOOL FOR PIZZA CLASS
mvd: whAT IS PiZZA CLASS AnD HoWWw Do I GET IN? I WANT TO ENROLL IN PIZZA UNIVERSITY!
skl: enrolling with my homies

cool summer fun!!!!!!

YEAH! (click to see the WHOLE THING!!!!!!)