Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Sprummer pome #1: "Went on Safari"

(recite in a singsong voice w/rhythm)

We went on safari
and Shannon got scabies
Ruby got rabies
Camilla's butt got babies

actually Camilla's butt "had" babies
because you can't "got" babies
(even if you try).

in fact it should probably even say "had a baby"
because Camilla's butt is incapable of conceiving twins
but for the sake of this poem, the line "camilla's butt got babies"
is better for its flow and aesthetic

-CRK

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